I was monumentally bored last night and was suffering from the worst migraine I've had in years. I decided to find something photographic to occupy myself and after some faffing about found a tin of alphabetti spaghetti in the cupboard. I'd tried using alphabetti spaghetti before, using it to spell out rude words on a spoon. These were actually the only time I've ever sold prints of my photos, making the princely sum of £25 in Dublin 2011 for five prints. This time I decided to work on Belfast slang and knocked out a few, and then started taking requests on Facebook for some others. This was quite enjoyable and after a couple of hours of taking and posting pics, the migraine had gone. I also discovered that my tin of Tesco alphabetti spaghetti had only one letter "G" in it.
Yer ma - as in your mother. Originally used as the precursor to an insult about someone's mother, such as "Yer ma's so fat when she goes to the pictures she sits next to everybody." The whole process has now been shortened and abbreviated to simply "yer ma" and the recipient is required to fill in the rest of the insult themselves.
An anatomical reference to your bottom, as in "did you go on yer hoop?" to inquire if someone had fallen. See below.
Also anatomical and referring to the same place, except used to express surprise or disbelief. Much favoured by Uncle Colin. For example, if someone were to state something improbable, one would reply immediately "yer hole." Or in Uncle Colin's case he would say "with all due respect Martin, yer hole."
Popularised by Father Ted, and in particular Father Jack Hackett. Used to replace the much ruder f-word in polite company. Apparently can also meant to steal or to thieve in some sections of Irish society.
Also popularised by Father Jack Hackett, referring to the same part of the body as hoop and hole, although tends to refer more to the whole package rather than the orifice itself.
Again anatomical and referring to the testes or testicles. Can be used as an exclamation of surprise or disappointment or as an adjective to describe something that doesn't quite come up to scratch, as in "that's a load of balls."
The scrotum; used to described an unsavoury chap or gentleman of despicable personal habits. Depending on pronunciation it can also be "ballbeg." For example, "yer man is a right wee ballbeg."
Usually prefaced by an apostrophe as in "bout ye. A widely used and generic form of greeting.
Peculiar to Northern Ireland, with it's roots in Ulster Scots and meaning to be embarrassed, sickened or affronted, as in "I was pure scundered when that wee ballbeg asked me out."
Generic term for a male of any size, usually based on his age rather than his size, although the term "big lad" tends to creep in with anyone over 5' 10" tall regardless of age.
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Wednesday, 12 September 2012
Monday, 29 August 2011
People's Photography, Dublin
I made my first visit to the People's Photography event held around the railings of St Stephen's Green in Dublin yesterday (28/08/11) with some of the members of City of Belfast Photographic Society. We were lucky enough to nab a triple pitch for the day and filled the available space with prints.
There were a huge number of exhibitors, ranging from other camera/photogrpahy clubs and societies, professional photographers charging big money (landscapes for 750 euro?) and interested amateurs.
I had (for once) given this some thought, particularly about what types of thing might sell to the public. I ended up picking out some of my "quirkier" shots and bought a large number of plain 7x5 frames from Ikea - that's them along the bottom of the railings.
We got a lot of interest from people - and funnily enough the quirky stuff was what sold. My best seller turned out to be my pictures of alphabetti spaghetti with rude words:
I also sold all three copies of a picture taken inside the Rusty Mackerel bar in Teelin, Donegal:
All in all a good day out and very encouraging in terms of making me think about selling more pictures. Main learning points for me were:
1. The quirkier the better 'cos quirky makes people stop, look and ultimately buy.
2. Small "pocket money" framed prints (7x5) and unframed 10x8's sell better than big, expensive prints no matter how good they are. Who's going to walk about and impulse buy a £300 -£700 picture?
3. Exhibtion/NIPA prints just will not sell
4. Getting up and talking to the punters sells stuff; besides which it's a lot more fun.
There were a huge number of exhibitors, ranging from other camera/photogrpahy clubs and societies, professional photographers charging big money (landscapes for 750 euro?) and interested amateurs.
I had (for once) given this some thought, particularly about what types of thing might sell to the public. I ended up picking out some of my "quirkier" shots and bought a large number of plain 7x5 frames from Ikea - that's them along the bottom of the railings.
We got a lot of interest from people - and funnily enough the quirky stuff was what sold. My best seller turned out to be my pictures of alphabetti spaghetti with rude words:
I also sold all three copies of a picture taken inside the Rusty Mackerel bar in Teelin, Donegal:
All in all a good day out and very encouraging in terms of making me think about selling more pictures. Main learning points for me were:
1. The quirkier the better 'cos quirky makes people stop, look and ultimately buy.
2. Small "pocket money" framed prints (7x5) and unframed 10x8's sell better than big, expensive prints no matter how good they are. Who's going to walk about and impulse buy a £300 -£700 picture?
3. Exhibtion/NIPA prints just will not sell
4. Getting up and talking to the punters sells stuff; besides which it's a lot more fun.
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